New watch

[Microgunner]

Frank, proud of his brand new wristwatch, was showing it to his buddy George.

George tells Frank that he used to own a nice watch similar to Frank's, it was waterproof down to 500 meters, shock proof, corrosion proof, anti-magnetic, scratch proof, fracture proof crystal and impossible to overwind.

Franks replies  "nice, whatever happened to it?"

"It caught fire."