asmurff Posted October 27, 2009 Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?A: It stands between him and the First.Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?A: A fund raiser.Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?A: The pizza can feed a family of four.Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?A: America!Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?A: An Obama-nation.Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?A: Hitler wrote his own book.Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.Q: Why doesn’t Obama pray?A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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