Shamelessly stolen from another site

[Microgunner]

An airline pilot was getting ready to leave the house, on his way to the airport for yet another cross-country flight from New York to Los Angeles. As he was lacing up his shoes his wife asked, "how is it you can fly 3000 miles across the country, in the dark, through clouds, and come out right over Los Angeles when you can't even manage to keep track of where your shoes are?"

He turned to her and said, "that's easy, my dear; no one moves Los Angeles."

[lmao_37]

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