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You ever though that you overweight friends could be really usefull ? Well i was at a friends house and his car had a flat battery and we pushed it up hill from the parking lot we then rolled it backwards down the hill back in to the parking lot, my friend jumped in and tried to bump start the engine in reverse but nooooo the rear wheels locked up and it stopped dead, at this point we went and got some cinder blocks and put them in the trunk along with 3 tool boxes and tried again yet again the rear wheels locked up and we couldn't find any more junk to throw in the trunk at this point we looked at each other and said lets call *** ***** (he weighs about 250lbs) so they guy turned up riding his scooter so we asked him to jump in the back of the car (he went mad at this point as he realised we wanted him to come up and be used as ballast) anyhow he got in the car and we rolled the car down the hill again and the added weight bump started the car woohoo after that i was always nice to the larger people i know as one day i might need there help to start a car. After all the years that have gona past i havnt told this to anyone so i thought it was time it was shared

Well looks like he was an accident waiting to happen :o

Hi Hoss hi and welcome, LoL great picture

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i went to the British motorcycle show at the N.E.C. and there was a company stand there that did the sort of ear plug the squirted a foam solution in to you ears and wait 10 Min's and bingo a set of molded earplugs.

Lol that's funny would have been funny to see them jump! sounds like you need to have a chat with the guy on 3 subjects 1) the bill engval ''i don't mind going back to prison'' 2) show him you gun collection 3)take him for a drive out in the country and dump him on the side of the road and and tell him you ll take him further out in to the country and leave him if he doesn't obey the rules lol

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Hi there, sounds like you had a good deal and glad you joined :thumb:

Lol i cant belive people do this ;D I bet these people say ''it seem like a good thing to do at the time'' lol

Hi Tony :thumb:

My wife and i have been on people of walmart before have a look at one of the early photos its caption is look at the cute and cuddle ''OM MY GOD" its something like that anyhow.

Iam on facebook my wife set me up on facebook last year the good thing is i have got in contact with alot of old friends and school mates.

Your so lucky going on a fishing trip i was ment to be going on saturday/sunday with my brother in law on a fishing trip he called and cancelled at lunch time today so resorting to plan b cleaning the house out next door.

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You have a nice looking rifle there :thumb:

Smurf i was only passing on what happened at the rifle range and i didnt mean to offend you, i dont want you shooting your coffee pot again :o

hi and nice rifle :thumb:

Ill get the photo's done Monday (tomorrow i have a day off work) as its a pain to disassemble to forsight and ill have time and patients.

your sooooo right lol

howdy :thumb:

this is sooo painful lol http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=21816

on the first one *note to self the customer is allways right even when they are sooo wrong lol second one i would love to see it lol

nice look rifle you have there :thumb:

hi and glad to have you aboard there are more than a few people that can help you out with all the magpul/cool upgrades you can do to your M4.

ill get them done tommrow so you can see what i mean