Old Salt Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 A gal was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:A half-gallon of 2% milkA carton of eggsA quart of orange juiceA head of lettuceA 2 lb. can of coffeeA 1 lb. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Wood Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 >:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 OMG! I hurt myself laughing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techmike Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 That was good. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmao_37 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I like that ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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