Madhouse Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 A Male Fairy Tale:Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO !!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.The end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techmike Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 Oh My! :thumb: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wobblinwheel Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 I wish I had figured that one out 30 years ago! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 LOL This one I'd like to save, with your permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 he he I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Wood Posted July 1, 2011 Report Share Posted July 1, 2011 >:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangeroso Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 You Sir, are funny :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmao_37 Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 What a happy ending. thats funny ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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