Madhouse Posted December 19, 2011 Report Posted December 19, 2011 A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where are you?Husband: “Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said ‘Baby, it'll be yours one day.’â€?Wife, with a smile blushing: “Yes, I remember that my Love.â€Husband: “Well, I'm in the gun shop next to that shop.â€
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