Madhouse Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 Husband: What would you like for an anniversary gift?Wife: A divorce.Husband: I wasn't looking to spend THAT much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted August 11, 2012 Report Share Posted August 11, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 One morning the wife came to breakfast, finding her husband sitting there crying. "What's wrong?" she asked."We've been married twenty years now." her husband replied."That's so sweet, honey!""Do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of the car, and threatened to send me to jail if I didn't marry you?" the husband said weeping."Why, yes I do." She said wistfully."Well...I'd be getting out tomorrow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted August 12, 2012 Report Share Posted August 12, 2012 Seriously smurff, funniest joke I've heard in awhile. :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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