What would you like for an anniversary gift?

[Madhouse]

Husband: What would you like for an anniversary gift?

Wife: A divorce.

Husband: I wasn't looking to spend THAT much!

[Microgunner]

:laugh:

[imschur]

;D

[asmurff]

One morning the wife came to breakfast, finding her husband sitting there crying. "What's wrong?" she asked.

"We've been married twenty years now." her husband replied.

"That's so sweet, honey!"

"Do you remember when your dad caught us in the back seat of the car, and threatened to send me to jail if I didn't marry you?" the husband said weeping.

"Why, yes I do." She said wistfully.

"Well...I'd be getting out tomorrow!"

[Microgunner]

Seriously smurff, funniest joke I've heard in awhile. :thumb: