techmike Posted October 5, 2013 Report Share Posted October 5, 2013 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usualsoft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming orthis is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted October 5, 2013 Report Share Posted October 5, 2013 Hilarious. Needed the laugh, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Posted October 5, 2013 Report Share Posted October 5, 2013 Good one!!!! :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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