techmike Posted October 5, 2013 Report Posted October 5, 2013 She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usualsoft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming orthis is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,her T-shirt still around her neck.Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Microgunner Posted October 5, 2013 Report Posted October 5, 2013 Hilarious. Needed the laugh, thanks.
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