asmurff Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and walking north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low life scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Communist who isn't even an American."So I said that the late Osama Bin Laden always dressed and acted like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! . . .. . . and, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmao_37 Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 :beer:u that's funny bud :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techmike Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 That was good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted January 31, 2014 Report Share Posted January 31, 2014 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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