asmurff Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So, next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhouse Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Can't wait! Somehow I don't think the wife will go for it. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steel609 Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I think this holiday should be celebrated more than just once a year. You know, just to weed out more terrorists. :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted September 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Monthly on college campuses, participation mandatory :shock: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodent.22 Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 hell guys, let's sit in the lawn chairs naked that will GUARANTEE the terrorists will kill themselves..... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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