Madhouse Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Sorry if any of these are reposts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Fantastic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 I've got some more of these, I need to change their format and I'll post them tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Longitude Zero Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Excellent. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted December 10, 2009 Report Share Posted December 10, 2009 Hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhouse Posted December 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 Love that one! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 preparedness is my favorite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base,Greenland, at midnight. During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it. The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the aircraft only to find that the latrine pumptruck has been left outdoors and is frozen solid,so he must find another one in the hangar, which takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as not to risk criticism later. As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, 'Son, your attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late and I'm going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded but punished.' Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath, stands tall and says, 'Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son; I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule, Greenland, for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer are beginning to look pretty good to me, I have one stripe; it's 2:30 in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero, and my job here is to pump s--t out of an aircraft. Now, just exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted December 11, 2009 Report Share Posted December 11, 2009 :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techmike Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 All very good! Brought a smile to my sour puss!!!!! :thumb:TM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Some new ones I got today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Microgunner Posted February 18, 2010 Report Share Posted February 18, 2010 :laugh: Keep 'em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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