Probably posted before

[asmurff]

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire U.S. Congress and they're demanding a $10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "About two gallons."

[Microgunner]

Literally, spit soda on the keyboard.  :laugh:

[techmike]

Mmmm. I should send that to Congress

[lmao_37]

Thats funny  :thumb:

[imschur]

I love it!!!!