Six quick ones

[Madhouse]

These are pretty funny.

I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching

down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mornin',"

He said, "No, just taking a shit."

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I

realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to

forgive me.

My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get

this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did

this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to

stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual

checkup... She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she

said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

I was walking down the road and saw my Afghani neighbor Abdul standing on

his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him,

"What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up at me and said,

"Make love to me like in the movies." So I turned her over on all fours,

stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over

her face and hair. I never saw her again after that night. I guess we don't

watch the same movies.

:beer:

[Microgunner]

LMAO :laugh:

[asmurff]

>:D

[techmike]

Oh Yeah!!! :thumb:

[FS2KSTD]

OUTSTANDING!!!  ;D