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techmike

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  1. One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started... I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?' And that's when the fight started... My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have $ex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started... I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first… 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.' And that's when the fight started... My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started... My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale. And then the fight started... My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed, ‘He’s my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started... THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER: When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf… Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors… I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Heh! TM
  2. All very good! Brought a smile to my sour puss!!!!! :thumb: TM
  3. Well, yeah. We (woodworkers) tend to lose too many fingers - tends to cut down on keyboard activity, don't ya know. ;DTechmike
  4. Thanks for the update/info. I have not had any issues with mine, other than ammo specific, but I would be interested in what was done to the action! TM
  5. CLASS vs NO CLASS
  6. Oh Yeah! Our local talk radio guy - Brian Wilson - has equated the term "BS" to Pelosi. Thus, one can say "that is so much Pelosi" - I like it! TM
  7. I have 2 sets of the electronic muffs. They have a microphone on each side, and they provide surprisingly good audio. Anything above 85db and they turn off instantly, very good ear protection. Paid $19.99 each from Sportsman's Guide several years ago. :thumb: TM
  8. Sure wish we lived closer!!!!!! I have lusted for one of those since I saw it on GunBlast.... TM
  9. Hey Drew - I did a trade for a Marlin 25N. A real beaut! Checkered stock, bluing @ 99%, shoots great. It has been very effective against the hated squirrel hordes in the back yard!!! I have been using Aquila Colibra ammo - it doesn't contain any powder - just a primer- nearly silent with a bolt action. Just a little phtt sound, and then the sound of impact. :thumb: TM
  10. :thumb:Outstanding!
  11. Thx HK - Already had it ordered from Abel's - arrived in short order and works fine. :beer:TM
  12. Sweet! I like my Kel-Tek, the PF-9. Had a problem with it once, and Kel-Tek replaced it very quickly, no questions or delay. I did have trouble finding a holster that would accommodate the tac lite - until I contacted FIST inc., in Brooklyn, NY. Got a shoulder rig and a small of the back holster. :thumb:TM
  13. And, IE on my laptop gets here just fine - some glitch with Firefox safe browsing???? TM
  14. Now this is weird. Using Firefox with identical security settings, my laptop declares tac22 an attack website. My desktop doesn't........ :confused: Clicking on a link, My laptop goes to the following: http://safebrowsing.clients.google.com/safebrowsing/diagnostic?client=Firefox&hl=en-US&site=http://tactical22.net/forum/index.php TM
  15. Dear Mr. & Mrs. Smurff - I hope it gets real better real fast! TM
  16. What do you guys prefer for ear protection? I wear light duty plugs for .22, but when a higher caliber is also using the range I have to wear muffs. They do not work so well with the Colt..... What's your recommendation? :confused:TM
  17. Between yesterday and tonight, someone reported this as an attack website. I had to change my security preferences in order to get here tonight. Anyone else had this issue? :confused: TM
  18. I.......LIKE IT!!! TM
  19. Hope you are feeling better! Remember - the Doctors ALL say, drink plenty of fluids....... :beer: TM
  20. Thanks Asmurff - great site! TM
  21. I have a coupon from Office Depot, that states: "Come in for FREE installation of Windows 7" $99.99 value. Anyone seen this???? TM
  22. Ya'll have probably heard of this, but free targets can be had at MyTargets.com Very economical if your printer has an econ print mode. :beer:TM
  23. Colt wants $29 plus $10 shipping..... :o I have one on order from here $24 + $8 for ground ship. TM :beer:
  24. Lived in Cali for 30 years. Moved home to Ohio just in time as I see it. Good luck HK! TM
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