imschur Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Check it out hereGun Oil - the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This silicone-based lube keeps a Private's parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products - a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Stuff's too slippery. Hand slip off and throw your elbow right out of joint. OUCH! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Stuff's too slippery. Hand slip off and throw your elbow right out of joint. OUCH! ;D You should see it with me and my missing fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 You should see it with me and my missing fingersI'd rather not if it's all the same to you. ::) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodent.22 Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 HOOOO BOY..... :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmao_37 Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 HOOOO BOY..... :confused: ;D ;D ;D :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 way to much info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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