imschur Posted December 24, 2010 Report Posted December 24, 2010 Check it out hereGun Oil - the premium, condom-safe lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm, Marines jacked off with actual military-issue gun oil while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. A group of those marines has developed a high-tech, condom-safe formula for smooth, rapid-fire action. This silicone-based lube keeps a Private's parts well-lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to out-perform comparable top-shelf products - a few drops lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out.
Microgunner Posted December 24, 2010 Report Posted December 24, 2010 Stuff's too slippery. Hand slip off and throw your elbow right out of joint. OUCH! ;D
imschur Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Posted December 24, 2010 Stuff's too slippery. Hand slip off and throw your elbow right out of joint. OUCH! ;D You should see it with me and my missing fingers
Microgunner Posted December 24, 2010 Report Posted December 24, 2010 You should see it with me and my missing fingersI'd rather not if it's all the same to you. ::)
lmao_37 Posted December 25, 2010 Report Posted December 25, 2010 HOOOO BOY..... :confused: ;D ;D ;D :o
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