asmurff Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.' The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Arizona we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' God Bless Arizona And God Bless America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 I love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmao_37 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 thats good ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodent.22 Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Is that politically correct? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted June 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Is that politically correct? :laugh:Nope, but I've never be accused of being politically correct >:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techmike Posted June 6, 2010 Report Share Posted June 6, 2010 Mikey Likes It!!! :thumb:TM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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