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Madhouse

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  1. Madhouse

    Justice

    Damned animal.
  2. I had an XD-40, excellent gun. I got out of the .40 caliber and sold it. I wouldn't mind having another in 9mm or .45 ACP
  3. Woot woot! Enjoy it! :beer:
  4. Well, that would have been a better way to go! :o
  5. A Texas Cowboy A Texas cowboy was tending to his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves." "That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?" The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a consultant for the Government." says the cowboy. "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answered the cowboy, "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked; and you don't know anything about my business........ Now give me back my dog."
  6. Got them installed, well, 2 of them. Why do they send 3? The bottom is angled, and the screw holes don't line up anyway. I guess it's just a spare...
  7. The Crazies is playing on the tv right now while I mount the foreend rails on my 522. >:D
  8. Welcome abord!! Just a word of caution, in case that's your actual email address, you may want to alter your forum user name. It might be picked up by a bot and you could end up with spams-o-millions. :beer:
  9. I was in south Texas, hog hunting. :thumb: No joy. :-[
  10. I think you're right on with that. I never did get one of these, but converting to .45ACP was never a thought anyway. I've got plenty of .45's to shoot already. :thumb:
  11. You're going to like that GSG a ton, MSGT!! :beer:
  12. My buddy that builds machine air gun parts has a CNC and 2 lathes. We're going to thread our 15-22 barrels soon. If you like, I'll ask him to do a third barrel. Shouldn't be a problem.
  13. That's how they do it here at Academy Sports - they carry the gun up front for you, you're not given the option to carry it until you're going out.
  14. Most of the wallys here have stopped selling guns altogether.
  15. It's amazing really. Rude is an understatement, they have no respect whatsoever.
  16. Sorry for the ignorance, but why apply the crown?
  17. This topic has been moved to Ammunition. [iurl]http://tactical22.net/forum/index.php?topic=1217.0[/iurl]
  18. Thanks for the link popcop, that was an interesting read! :beer: I moved this topic to the ammunition board, since it's not specific to the GSG.
  19. LOL! Voted. :beer:
  20. LOL Rodent! I like scary movies, and it seems the ones that have always been most effective on me are the ones that touch on religion, like The Exorcist, or The Omen, or more recently Stigmata. That Catholic upbringing I guess... :o
  21. Not as pretty?? That thing is gorgeous!
  22. Horrible deed? Nah.
  23. You can't take it with you! :beer:
  24. I gave in - ordered a set from the Sig online store. 8)
  25. Sorry man, couldn't resist. :P
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