asmurff Posted May 2, 2012 Report Share Posted May 2, 2012 After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."She asks..... "What does that mean?"He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?" He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"The swelling in his eye is going down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madhouse Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted May 3, 2012 Report Share Posted May 3, 2012 :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmao_37 Posted May 6, 2012 Report Share Posted May 6, 2012 That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted May 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 Butch's wife caught him blow drying his penis this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing. Apparently ... "Heating up your breakfast" wasn't the right answer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 im going to try this out ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techmike Posted May 21, 2012 Report Share Posted May 21, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Posted May 22, 2012 Report Share Posted May 22, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted May 24, 2012 Report Share Posted May 24, 2012 Extremely :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unforgiven Posted June 6, 2012 Report Share Posted June 6, 2012 Good stuff >:D :thumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted August 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 To good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tal Posted August 4, 2012 Report Share Posted August 4, 2012 Good one :beer: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imschur Posted August 5, 2012 Report Share Posted August 5, 2012 I love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmurff Posted May 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Microgunner Posted May 5, 2013 Report Share Posted May 5, 2013 Brides wear white so the dishwasher matches the refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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