That is how the fight started

[asmurff]

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe

her.

He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I,

J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down.

[Madhouse]

:laugh:

[Microgunner]

:thumb:

[lmao_37]

That's funny

[imschur]

:thumb:

[asmurff]

Butch's wife caught him blow drying his penis this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing.

Apparently ... "Heating up your breakfast" wasn't the right answer!

[imschur]

im going to try this out  ;D

[techmike]

:laugh:

[Tal]

:laugh:

[Microgunner]

Extremely  :laugh:

[unforgiven]

Good stuff >:D :thumb:

[asmurff]

To good!

[Microgunner]

:laugh:

[Tal]

Good one :beer:

[imschur]

I love it!!!

[asmurff]

My wife asked me to load the dishwasher. So I poured her some shots and told her to start drinking. And that's how the fight started.

[Microgunner]

LMAO

[Microgunner]

Brides wear white so the dishwasher matches the refrigerator.