Texas law man

[Madhouse]

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of working, the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy says, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good. But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be accepted. "We just don't let anyone carry our badge, Son".

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six ACLU lawyers, six Democrat Senators, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

[imschur]

I love It!!!!

[techmike]

Yes.  :thumb:

TM

[lmao_37]

ha ha ha ha  :thumb:

[asmurff]

That's what I'm talking about  :dance:

[rodent.22]

:bow:

[Hoss]

LOL

[Microgunner]

I literally laughed out loud. Now, how do I get chewed Cheetos and snot out of a keyboard?

[Madhouse]

I literally laughed out loud. Now, how do I get chewed Cheetos and snot out of a keyboard?

[asmurff]

All problems can be solved with the proper application of high explosives!  >:D

[festivagt]

Yeah, I laughed alot on that one. Good luck on the cheetos. The smell lingers...  ;D

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